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 20-40 
I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all
My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming
Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
Sex is Evil, Sex is Sin, Sins are forgiven, So Let's Begin!
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
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